Crazy Starfish

Inlove ka ba? Yihee!

2009-09-15T02:08:00.000-07:00

1. it hurts to say goodbye to the person you almost gave your life to. knowing that life won't be the same w/o them. but its better to give up the feeling. rather than to know you're the only one fighting.

2. never frown even if you’re sad coz you'll never know who is falling inlove with your smile. to the world maybe you are one person. but to one person, maybe you're the world.

3. always remember that if a person loved you once, even after a hundred years there will still be some of that love left. no matter how much that person denies it.

4. never let someone make you feel stupid. rather make that someone feel stupid for letting the only one like you go. then face him and say, "you're just someone, not my only one."

5. when you decide to love, allow it to grow. when you promise to love, refuse to let it go. love is a painful risk to take. only love makes you cry and only love knows why.

6. why do we fall for someone who isn’t really for us? Should we blame ourselves for falling with the wrong one? Or should we blame the one we fell inlove cause he made us feel that they’re the right one.

7. what is SEXY? Sexy is standing in the rain as you push him against the hood of yur car, tearing his shirt, as u kiss with the intent never to stop. What is CUTE? Cute is young and inexperienced. Its holding hands in the car and kissing at the red lights. What is PASSION? Its knowing what you want and stopping at nothing until you get it. What is LOVE? It’s the balance of all these things in your mind, heart, body and soul.

8. when I know things are not meant for me, I learn to let go. It doesn’t mean I’m weak. But I’m just showing how strong I am to fight the urge of wanting something I’m not supposed to have.

9. rules of love. 1. never kiss when you’re not committed. 2. never expect, just hope. 3. never love a taken man/woman. 4. never fall for a friend. 5. realize than in love, there aren’t any rules.

10. whenever I watch romantic movies, witness people kiss and make up, or listen to a love song. I smile and feel good cause I know that love still works. If not for me, at least for others.

11. I found the right guy, gave the perfect love. It was the right time. Everything was perfect except for one thing. For him, I wasn’t the perfect girl and I wasn’t even close to being the right one.

12. when you’ve bin very much inlove with someone, you can’t really be friends after it falls apart. Because it hurts to see each other and recall that you did your best but still it didn’t last.

13. there are days when you might feel that I don’t remember you. I’m not texting you, not even calling you. What you don’t know is, all those times, I was the one waiting for you to remember me!

14. the moment you find someone that makes your heart beat. Stop the search and take the risk. Remember that the world is a big place. That if you lose the one you love, you have to search the whole world again.

15. I’ve tried to think of the sweetest words I could say to you. Something different and something true. But I guess there could never be a word sweeter that saying, “I love you!”

16. when you love someone, they become part of you. Maybe that is why it hurts so much when you lose someone you love because you lose a part of yourself.

17. the say past is past. We need to move on, to see the future but how can we move on when our past is the only thing we ever wanted in the future.

18. what does goodbye really mean? Is it just letting you go? Telling you I can’t love you anymore? I guess. But goodbye simply means, “I love you but I have to sacrifice.”

19. when two hearts are meant to be, no matter how long it takes, no matter how far they go, no matter how tough it seems. Fate will bring them together, to share a life forever.

20. true love doesn’t live by baseball rules. Three strikes and you’re out. Real love lives like a grass stepped on, crushed, burned out and cut, but still, they persist and grow back.

21. I smoke, I drink. I come home late. I have my social life, I flirt, I curse. I fight, I give them a fright. Nobody can change me cause I know somehow there’s one good thing about me, I love deeply.

22. if you were the one who’d hurt me, it wouldn’t really matter. The truth is, you can slit my throat, and with my last breath, I’d still apologize for bleeding on your shirt. For you I can.

23. you don’t have to be perfect to let somebody love you, the way you wanted to be loved. Always remember that being simple is the most perfect way to make someone fall in love with you.

24. each time I miss you, a star falls down from the sky. So if you look up and find it dark, it is all your fault. You made me miss you too much!

25. you might find it easy to fall inlove with someone. The hard thing is to keep that someone forever. But that’s the challenge of love, fighting without knowing how to win.

26. be careful in letting go of the things you thought are just nothing. Cause maybe someday you’ll realize that the one you gave away is the very thing you’ve been wishing for to stay.

27. don’t let false love fool you. But don’t let real love pass you by. The easy part of life is finding someone to love. The hard part is finding someone to love you back.

28. love isn’t a superman complex. You don’t love someone cause you think that person needs rescuing. You love someone cause you think you’ve found someone extraordinary and you wouldn’t want to exchange it for anything in the world.

29. go for the person who makes you smile with all your heart and soul. The person whom you can’t wait to see or talk to. This is the person whom you’re meant to be with. Maybe not forever, but for now, they’re right for you.

30. life is a matter of choice. You can be a doctor who saves life! A lawyer who defends life. A soldier who protects life. Or just be yourself, a person, who touched my life.

31. getting into a relationship is not a contest of who is almost always right. It is becoming like what the japanese call “wise bamboo”, meaning you bend so you don’t break.

32. sometimes, you just have to forget the rules, follow your heart and see where it takes you. Never apologize for saying what you feel cause that’s like saying sorry for being real. Never regret anything you said or did because at some point, it was what you wanted. True strength it being able to hold it all together when everyone else is expecting you to fall apart.

33. remember that love is wanting one to be happy even if you’re not part of that happiness. If making them happy means letting go, do so. You may feel like hell, at least they’re in heaven.

34. its not love that hurts, it’s the absence of what it does. Who says time heals? You don’t get over the pain. You just learn to get along with the pain and live with it.

35. always remember that God only makes happy ending. If its not happy, then its not the end. If your love doesn’t work with that person, it just means that someone else loves you more.

36. when it comes to love, its hard to know if you have the right one. Many promises have been made, but still lovers weep and are left in sorrow. Cause words can’t immortalize emotions.

37. love comes in a tricky way. Sometimes we think that we are inlove, not knowing we are just friends. But sometimes, we stick too much to friendship that we forget that we are really inlove.

38. sometimes we picture ourselves as a tiny insignificant star, chasing a beautiful moon. But little did we know that we are being followed and loved by a patient cloud.

39. if your tears have been frozen cause of trying to stop it from falling, for pretending not to be hurt about something. Come to me, I might not stop your heart from bleeding but I can give you mine to keep you living.

40. love says: don’t let me loose for I might fall off. Not too tight cause I might get squeezed. Just gently then maybe, just maybe, I might just stay for keeps.

41. its easy to fall completely with someone. Its easy to believe all this lies. Its easy to lose yourself to someone you hardly know. But why isn’t it easy to forget someone you love, who found it easy to let you go?

42. love’s like a butterfly. You surely can’t hold them forever. That’s why if love is right now with you make the most of what you can do cause who knows, the butterfly wants to stay with you.

43. to reach for another is to risk involvement. To expose your feelings is to expose your true self. To love is to risk not to be loved in return.

44. when we get hurt, it is one way God is telling us that not all that’s painful is bad or wrong. We get hurt so we’d never hurt others the way we were hurt.

45. if I die, I’ll be sad. Much more if I wasn’t able to say goodbye to you. But don’t worry, I’ll be back for you not to scare you but to hug you tight and tell you, “got to go, gonna miss you.”

46. sometimes, love takes us by surprise. One day you’ll find someone who’ll sweep you of your feet. Someone who just seem so impossible to even notice you. Someone who’ll love you truly then set you free. Even so, love will take you by chance again. Making both of you two strangers in love.

47. love is a cycle. When you love, you get hurt. When you get hurt, you hate. When you hate, you try to forget. When you try to forget, you start missing. And when you start missing, eventually you’ll fall inlove again.

48. when you love someone, fight for what you feel. But if the one you love, loves someone else, “Let go.” Be like a soldier, knows when to fight and when to surrender.

49. how would you know if you’ve found the right person? How can you tell if what your heart says is right? In love, taking risks is very important. You’ll never know the answer unless you fall so deep.

50. falling inlove is like looking at the stars. If you pick one out of the billions and stare at it long enough, all the others just melt away.

51. I try to talk to you but you’re in a hurry. I try to call you but you’re not home. I try to invite you but you’re busy. I guess I won’t have the chance to tell you, to tell you how much I really… never mind.

52. which is harder? Hoping that the one you love will fall for you? Or trying to love someone who loves you? Both hard isn’t it? But the hardest is when you fall for the one who loves you just when the one you love is finally falling for you.

53. I wanted to stay up late and think of you, but I changed my mind and decided not to. I’d rather sleep early than think of you, that way I’ll have more time dreaming of you.

54. life is so short to waste time for someone who’s unworthy of your love. Its so sad when the right person won’t be able to search for you ‘cause you’re too busy all your life making the wrong person right for you.

55. I don’t want you to love me if loving me means you have to lie. I don’t want you beside me if you think you’re just obliged. I’d rather not to have you if having you would mean I have to see you hurt inside.

56. I’m scared to care too much, to miss too much, to feel that rush once more, to love again at the risk of getting hurt. But what I fear most is the thought of you leaving me, when I’ve already conquered those fears for you.

57. I wonder why stars still shine even if I’m sad. I wonder why birds still fly even if I cry. I wonder why the sun still smile even if I’m blue. Maybe because the world’s telling me that I still have you. I miss you!

58. I asked God for someone to love for the rest of my life. Then I found you. But, I’m slowly loosing you now. So I asked God, “why is this happening?” Then He said, “I’m sorry my child, he didn’t ask for you, he asked for somebody else.”

59. please listen to me my friend to these words I say. I’ll leave you now and try to face the coming day. Nothing is wrong between me and you, at least nothing was ever wrong until I fell in love with you.

60. I guess you have no idea how much you hurt me. No idea how much the wounds you’ve caused me. No idea how you took me for granted. And no idea how much pain I felt when you didn’t catch me when I fell in love with you.

61. When you speak the words " I CARE 4 YOU" I know it hurts. Every time you say the words " I MISSED YOU" it really really hurts. But when you say the words " I LOVE YOU" the more it hurts because deep in my heart i know that those words do not belong 2 me and that makes my heart to be in hurt.

62. roses are red, violets are blue. I’m in love but not with you. When we broke up you thought I cried, but that was over another guy. You told your friends I was a trick, I told mine you had no d*ck. I said I love you and you thought it was true. Well guess what *sshole? You got played too!

63. do you know that the worst way that I’ll miss you is not when you’re far away? Its when you’re just right beside me, yet I know I can never have you ‘cause I’m simply watching you fall for someone else.

64. you think I’m strong don’t you? Well, even though I seem to be tough, I’m afraid of one thing. It is realizing that I’ve lost the person from whom I gather strength from. So don’t ever go, I’m not that strong.

65. I don’t expect you to keep me as the most important person in your life. ‘cause I’m not and that’s okay. But somehow I wish for something else, that when you think of me, at least you smile!

66. there are things that you love, but you have to give up. Not because you don’t want them anymore but because you realized that they’re not for you. And something better is bound to come along your way, somewhere, someday.

67. I wish that one day you’d miss me so much that no matter where you look for me, you wouldn’t find me. Sounds tough huh? I just want you to miss me the way I’m missing you right now!

68. my voice is so soft for you to hear. My actions are too weak for you to see. But if only you’d listen carefully, you’ll hear the sound of my heart that says, “from now till forever, I’ll always be here.”

69. its hard to hold on to something that you know would never be yours in any way you think of. You just have to learn to let go and face the fact that while good things never last, some don’t even start.

70. I don’t wanna think I’m gonna lose you someday. You’ve been always there for me, and I wanna be there for you just the same. You’re the kind of person I could never afford to lose, not now, not ever.

71. if loving me means: you, not calling me. You, not waiting for me. You, breaking your promises. You, being with someone else. Then I guess you really do love me.

72. She’s nice, she’s kind and beautiful too. She’s probably pretty, the right one for you. So just forget me, I’m only a friend though I’ll be with you until the bitter end.

73. you eased the pain when I faked the wound. You calmed me down when I faked the mood. You were instantly there when I faked the call. Why didn’t you catch me? I didn’t fake the fall.

74. maybe you may not feel this special feeling I have for you. If you do, its gonna hurt. But I just want you to know that I’m always here waiting to be loved by you. Hoping that tomorrow will be me and you.

75. late at night, I cry these tears away, wondering what I can do or what I can say. ‘cause it seems to me that without me you can still get through. But I tell you this, you may not need me, but I still need you!

76. its hard 2 fall in love again, when you’re still attached 2 your past. You must learn to let go and open your heart to someone else. Its not easy to do but sometimes, you just have to.

77. its best to wait for the one available, best to wait for the one you love than the one who’s around, best to wait for the right one because life is too short to be wasted on the wrong one.

78. when you love, you thought you would never get tired. you thought it would never end. but sometimes, you need to be tired to realize that love too can end. especially if it wasn't meant to be.

79. You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. It's you that I'm thinking when I lay down at night. And you are the reason I can't sleep without saying goodnight.

80. You wanted friendship, I gave it to you. You wanted me to care for you, I did. You made me fall in love with you, I fell for you. You wanted to break my heart, I'm giving it all to you coz I'll always love you.

81. somewhere in your heart try to find a place for me, somewhere in your heart I won't care where it would be. one little corner may not mean so much to you, but one little corner is all I ask of you.

82. there's a light in your eyes, but its too bright to see, the pain in my heart where you used to be. I guess I was wrong to believe you were waiting for me, coz there's a light in your eyes but not for me.

83. when u truly care for some1, you don’t look for faults, you don't look for mistakes, instead you fight for the mistakes, you expect the faults and you overlook the excuses.

84. People seldom say I love you. and when they do its either too late or the love is gone. but when I say I love you, it doesn't mean you have to stay but I wish you'll never go away.

85. would you be kind to let yourself be my teddy bear? Someone I could hug, I could kiss, I could cry on. But don’t worry about looking for your own teddy bear ‘cause you already got me.

86. Everyday I walk towards you, hoping that I’d somehow get to be with u, for at least a moment. but its hard for me to catch up with you if you’re also trying to catch up with someone else.

87. If I have 1 wish, I’ll wish for you, to be the one who'll take care of you, for you to love me too. but love cant be forced, it must be given freely so I’d just wish that u knew how much I love you.

88. When I saw you, I was afraid to look at you. When I looked at you, I was afraid to touch you. When I touched you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you.

89. how I wish to hear you say the words forever, how I dream that we’ll always be together, how I wait for you to say we'll stay for a lifetime, how I love you loving me till the end of time.

90. since the day you said goodbye, I've been counting the days when hopefully you'll be back in my arms again, but something scares me, ‘cause I might be counting for the rest of my life.

91. when you need someone to stand beside you, "I’m Near", When you need someone to hear your troubles, "I will". When you need someone to share your burden "I’m Free". When you need someone who care, "I'll Be.."

92. Once in your life you will find someone who loves you truly. Never take her for granted never let her go because when you lose her, you can never find the same kind of a person again.

93. no one ever taught a fish to swim, a bird to fly, a horse to run, a monkey to climb, a dog to bark, but they do. Just like me, no one ever taught me to love you. I just do!

94. There are times when I dream you’re holding my hand, whispering sweet words in my ear and that you’re loving me. But while I’m here dreaming, you’re with someone else making my dreams. Her reality.

95. still remember that day you kissed me then you walked away you told me you have to go, you told me you cant stay. I’ve been hurt so bad, I’ve cried all night, for what’s the sense of living without you by my side?

96. If I had just one wish, Id to go back to the moment we kissed but no matter how hard I try, I can’t get you outta my mind. How could you say that you loved me? How could you say that you cared? I know she is pretty but my love was always there!

97. Go on, hurt me some more till I can feel no more. Once, you left me all alone, I cried and died, I took it all. Now, what would I do, in front of me, you're loving someone new?

98. I know we're moving on with our own lives right now but whatever it takes, whenever, wherever and whatever will be, no matter what, you'll still be a part of whatever I'll be.

99. My friend once asked me if I do love u. I answered "yes", they asked me again, "does he love you?" then I sat down, look at the stars and closed my eyes. Wishes do come true right?

Mamatay kakatawa. :))

2009-09-15T02:02:00.000-07:00

1. Ang gabi ay itim. Sa labas ay madilim. Tumingin ka man, cguradong madilim. Buksan mo man ang yong mga mata, kulay itim. Nangangahulugan, ang madilim ay itim. Huh?

2. When problems seem unbearable and solutions are too elusive. Never try to give up on life. Why? Come on! Hindi mo alam, grabe ang struggle ng sperm mareach lang ang egg pra mbuhay ka noh!

3. Der are times u're afraid. Times you're confused. Times you feel lonely. times you start to cry. times you start to laugh. ABA! Padoktor ka na baka nababaliw ka na.!

4. Sabi nila, minsan, sa buhay natin, kelangn mamili kung ung taong mhal mo o mhal ka! Hello?! Di na uso un ngaun. Ang tanong., Yummy ba siya?

5. An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. "What are you doing?" he shouted, to which his wife said to her lover. "I told you he was stupid."

6. A husband coming from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. WIFE: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like dis? HUSBAND: No, He told me to carry my cross.

7. AMA: Hoy Brando! Huwag kang babakla-bakla ha! ANAK: Di po itay. Punta nga ako sa basketball court ngayon. AMA: Yan, astig! ANAK: Mama, nakita mo pompoms ko?

8. Kisses blown are kisses wanted. Kisses aren't kiaawa unless they are tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. So kiss me baby, "I'm vaccinated."

9. Miss mo na ba yung mga lines na yes walang pasok! Yung crush mo dadaan, wala daw si maam? Penge one hul. Pkopya naman. Kakamiss db? Pro ms nkkmiss yung "nay baon! bilis late nko!"

10. Minsan naglalakad aq, ngiisa. Lumingon ako sa kanan, wala akong nakita. Lumingon ako sa kaliwa, wala rin akong nkita. Kaya ayun. tumawid n ako!

11. Nung 1 gabi sumakay ako sa FX. Nagtataka ako kung bakit lahat sila nakatingin skin. Ayaw nila kumibo, nkatitig lng sila skin. May 1 naglakas loob at sinabi. "Iha inarkila namin to."

12. ATORNI: Ilang oras ka nirape iha? MINDA: Mga 5hours po. ATORNI: ha? 5hours ka nirape? MINDA: Opo, kasama npo yung foreplay, then nagyosi pa kami pra my bonding.

13. We are born beautiful.. Some were just born..

14. 3 vampires having dinner. MAYAMAN: Fresh blood pls. MIDDLE CLASS: Dinuguan nga. MAHIRAP: Tubig na lang, may napulot kc akong napkin. Magtsatsaa na lang ako.

15. PEDRO: Miss, pabili nga ng bolpen. MISS: Sorry po sir, wala po kaming bolpen. [Inis na lumabas si Pedro sa tindahan.] PEDRO: My God! Penshoppe walang bolpen! Haller!

16. Morato and Maceda were driving in LA when an American swerves along the car path. Morato: F*ck you a*shole! American: Suck my d*ck! Maceda: Ay tita! Nakikipag-areglo!

17. Kapag iniwan ba kita, hahabulin mo ako? Sasayangin mo ba oras mo para sa akin? Malulungkot ka ba dahil iniwan kita? Sa tingin ko, hindi eh, kasi, noon, iniwan na kita, ang sabi ko, "Stay!" Sabi mo lang.. "Arf! arf!"

18. ANAK: Lagi na lang ako mali! Hindi na ko gumawa ng tama! Hindi niyo nko mhal! TATAY: Anak, ngkkamali ka. ANAK: p*tang ina! Mali na naman?

19. ANAK: Tay, san grief ko? TATAY: Kaw bata ka, di ka pa rin natututo. brief hindi grief! ANAK: Ah! Eh san po tay? TATAY: andun sa kwarto, nakahammer!

20. SAKRISTAN: Father, nakita ko yung pilay, nagdadasal sa altar tapos tinapon saklay nia at naglakad. PARI: Diyos ko! Isa itong himala! Asan siya? SAKRISTAN: Andun po, nadapa, basag ang mukha!

21. DOC1: I'm feeling guilty. I had s*x with my patient. DOC2: Relax! It really happens in our profession. DOC1: G*go! Anong relax ka jan? Veterinarian kaya ako!

22. Sa garden of Eden. ADAM: Lord, hindi ko na kaya ang tukso sakin ni Eba. LORD: Maging matatag ka anak. Bakit? Paano ka tinutukso? ADAM: bading! bading! Asaaar!

23. BOY: Mahal kita! I love you! Lumindol man o bumagyo pupunta ako sa inyo. GIRL: Bat wala ka kagabi? BOY: Uhm, ano kasi eh.. Umambon..

24. 2 Mayabang. PARE1: Galing ng aso ko. Tuwing umaga, dala niya dyaryo sakin. PARE2: Alam ko. PARE1: Ha? Pano mo nalaman? PARE2: Kwinento kaya sakin ng aso ko!

25. KUBA: Tnukso nila akong kuba! Makapagaral nga ng karate. 5months later. FRIEND: Gling mong magkarate ah. Tinatwag kp rin ba nilang kuba? KUBA: Hindi na, ninja turtle na!

26. PASAHERO: Bosing, di pa ba tayo aalis? DRIVER: mmya na ho, wala pa pong laman. PASAHERO: Anong tingin mo sa akin? Sabaw?

27. TATAY: Junior! Lahat ng ssbihin ko isigaw mo!. BARIL!! Sigaw!! JR: BARIL!! TATAY: BALA!! JR: BALA!! TATAY: ARMALITE!! JR: ARMALITE!! TATAY: LALAKI!! JR: Asaan??

28. Bus hinold-up. HOLDUPPER: rereypin ko lahat ng babae dito. PROSTI: ako na lang po maawa kau sa kanila! MADRE: weh! epal. lahat nga daw eh. pakielamera to!

29. Ma'am: Class, mgpppicture tayo kasi paglaki nyo masasabi niyo. "Oh si Juan eng'r na! Si pedro doktor na! Si Linda nurse na!" DODONG: At si ma'am patay na!

30. MRS: Bkit ba basa ka ng basa jan sa marriage contract ntin? MR: [di pnancin si mrs.] MRS: Oi! ano ba kasi hinahanap mo jan? MR: naman! tinitignan ko lang kung my expiry date!

31. BITOY: dagul, bakit ang pandak mo? DAGUL: kasi bata pa lang ako ulila na ko. BITOY: Ano kaugnayan nun sa pgiging pandak mo? DAGUL: sira pala ulo mo! Wala nga nagpalaki skin!

32. May isang kano na nglalakad. Nakita ni Juan na bukas ang bag ng kano! JUAN: pedro! sbihin mo dun sa kano na bukas ang bag nia! PEDRO: hey joe! your bag is tomorrow!

33. 3 tanga ngsisiksikan sa mliit na kama. TANGA1: pare hindi tyo kasya. Bawas tayo ng 1. Sa lapag nlng m2log. [bumaba ang 1.] TANGA2: ayan pare maluwag na, akyat ka na dito!

34. Doc talking to moms. Mhilig ka s sweets so u named her CANDY. Mahilig ka sa pera so u named him PENNY. 3rd mom tumayo, "Let's go D*CK bago tayo mainsulto dito!"

35. Magasawa, nag-aaway. BABAE: punyet* ka! LALAKE: punyet* ka rin! BABAE: t*rantado! LALAKI: t*rantado ka rin! BABAE: sup*t! LALAKI: sorry na!

36. TXTM81: Friend, my taning na ang buhay ko! Last nyt ko na to kya txt tau buong gabu. TXTM82: Heh! Tumigil ka nga, maaga pa gising ko bukas buti ikaw hindi na!

37. LOLO: paki abot naman yang posporo. LOLA: anjan naman yung shellane eh! LOLO: so, ipanlilinis ko yung shellane sa tenga ko?

38. PASYENTE: doc, gbi2 panaginip ko basketbol, di ako maka2log ng maayos. DOC: masama yan! 2 gmot inumin mo cmula mmyang gbi. PASYENTE: pwede po bukas na? DOC: bakit? PASYENTE: championship na mamaya!!

39. all desirable things in life are either. illegal, banned, fattening, or taken na! Leche tlga! Prang wala ng choice kundi mgksala ah!

40. a beautiful story, -a girl asked a boy if he thot she was pretty, he sed no.. ayun, badtrip un girl. ngtanong pa kc!

41. ang MAYABANG mhal kna ayw pang aminin. ang TORPE mhal kna ayw pang sbihin, ang PAKIPOT mhal kna ayaw pang sgutin. pero ang TANGA nktapak n ng tae inamoy pa!

42. a black baby is given a pair of wings by a fairy. the baby asked, "does this mean I'm an angel?" fairy laughs, "of course not! negrang to. ambsyosa! paniki ka!"

43. ANAK: tay, di ako mk2log, dming lamok! TATAY: ptayin ntin un ilaw pra d nla tau mkita. [pgptay sa ilaw, pmsok ang mga alitaptap] ANAK: hala! tay ngdala cla ng flashlyt!

44. bakit hindi tntagalog ang NO ID NO ENTRY sa gate lalo n s paaraalan? kc pg tnagalog un, ang klalabasan, WALANG ID WALANG PASOK! Yahoo! uwian na! ang saya!

45. a fat farmer was in the cr trying to flush his shit when suddenly the toiletbowl broke and bursted. the shit flooded into the wheatfields then POOF it bcame koko krunch!

46. ano ang twag sa higanteng mais? eh di. . kapre-corn.!

47. ano ang cnbi ng 0 sa 8? "ang skip nmn ng belt mo." ano ang cnbi ng 9 sa 6? "ang laki nmn ng tyan mo." ano nmn cnbi ng 6 sa 9? "kuba!" ano cnbi ng 0 kay Q? "oy, mgbrief ka nmn!"

48. a lizard fell on a table. Genius: "Oh reptila scincidae" Kikay: "eew lizard" Astig: "Shit butiki" Mataray: "Shucks, tiki." Mayaman: "Yuck Lacoste." Mahirap: "Pare! ulam!"

49. a man was carrying 3 babies in a train. lady sitting next asked. "are they ur babies?" man: "No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints!"

50. APO: lola, aatend ako ng tipar. LOLA: anong tipar? APO: Tipar is party. LOLA: Puro salitang kalye! Mga PS kaung lhat! APO: anu ung PS lola? LOLA: Paking shet!

51. a couple at the wishing well. husband leans over, made a wish and throws coin. wife made a wish, but leans too much, falls in and drowns. Husband: "hala! bilis naman!"

52. Anak: papa ngtumbling ako sa skul! Ama: I told u hwag kang mgtatumbling at makikita yang panty mo! Anak: Hindi nmn nkita kasi nilagay ko sa bag ko!

53. a naked girl rode on a taxi. GIRL: bkit? ngaun k lang ba nkakita ng hubad? DRIVER: hindi miss! iniicp ko lng kun san nktago pmasahe mo.

54. ang kamote ba ay fruit o vegetable? esep esep esep. alam mo na? ano sagot?? Fruit siya kc pgkumain ka ng kamote at nautot ka sabi ng utot mo. "fruuuuut"

55. anong gulay ang mputi? eh di. PUTItoe. eh ano naman ang ms mputi sa PUTItoe? eh di.. MashPUTItoe!

56. A man killed a dear and cooked it but doesn't tell kids what it is. He gives a clue, "gnyan twag skin ng mama niyo." The girl cries out. "wag nyo kainin demonyo yan!"

57. a husband came home 4am and saw his wife in bed with another man. his wife shouted at him: "where have you been?" Husband: "Who's that man?" Wife: "Ay grabe ka! don't change the topic!"

58. A devila came running to my room. He wanted to have trouble with good people. I suggested your name. "oh no!" he said, "we should not disturb our superiors!"

59. Anak: tay! penge pera, 5 lang po bili lng ako sucherya! Tatay: tanga! nak, di sucherya twag dun! Anak: eh ano po ba? Tatay: chiskarr!

60. BABAE: langya kang lalaki ka! ginabi ka nnmn! lasing ka pa! ang kapal ng mukha mo! HAYOP ka talaga! LALAKI: tumahimik ka nga dyan inday! katulong ka lang dito!

61. ANAK: itay, bibili ako ng band peper. ITAY: anak, wag kang bobo ha? hindi band peper ang twag dun.! ANAK: ano po ba? ITAY: "kokongban"

62. Beggar: boss palimos po! Student: iinom ka? mgsusugal o mgddroga? Beggar: wala po akong bisyo. Student: ok sana ka skin pra mlamn ng nanay ko ang nangyri sa taong walang bisyo!

63. a lawyer driving on a hi-way notices a crowd in an intersection. with his urge to get into the thick crowd and see the action, he shouted, "im the son of the victim." upon hearing, the people made way for him to get through. there he saw, bloody and helpless lying infront of the people. a pig bumped by a trailer truck.

64. Bata: nay. ano po ang nasa tyan nio? Nanay: kpatid mo! Bata: mhal nyo po ba siya? Nanay: oo nmn! Bata: eh bkit mo po knain?

65. Berto: kmusta assignment? Ricardo: masama, wala ako nsagutan. blank paper pinasa ko! Berto: naku ako din! pano yan? bka isipin nla ngkopyahan tau!

66. ano ang english term ng santol? "where dude?"

67. aanhin mo ang npakalaking bhay. mga mamahaling sasakyan. milyong2 kayamanan, at msasarap na pgkain kung katulong ka lang?

68. Ama: blita ko bakla ka? Anak: di po ako bakla! mga chismax lng yan gling sa mga chuvaness na wala mgwa sa chenelyn nla! mga chaka ever! ako? baklush? hallow!! Ama: gnun ba? akala ko 22o ang churvah! okei!

69. a girl's prayer: dear God, thank you for all the blessings you have bestowed upon me. this time, I won;t ask anything for myself. please just give my parents a hot son-in-law! Amen!

70. ATTY: ano? idedemanda mo boss mo ng sexual harrasment dahil lang cnabihan kang mbango ang buhok mo? ano msama dun? BABAE: your honor, unano ang boss ko! UNANO!

71. Amo: bkit k umiiyak? Maid: sbi po kc ng doktor ta2nggalan dw ako ng butlig! Amo: butlig lang, umiiyak ka na! Maid: ok lng kung ryt lig or lep lig lang. bkt butligs pa?

72. A: mgkno po adobo? M: 20 lng! A: my sbaw? M: libre na sbaw nmin. A: kanin meron? M: 5 lang! A: my tutong? M: libre na! A: cge manong, tutong at sabaw nga!

73. Tumabi ako sau at huminga ng malalim. Tnanong mo, “bkit?” ngumiti ako, ngtanong ka ulit, “bkit nga?” sumagot ako, “badtrip naman oh! Msama bang huminga?”

74. two friends talking: PEDRO: wow pare! Nood ako sine knina, ubos 1000 ko! JUAN: ha? Bkit? PEDRO: bili ako ng bili ng ticket. Pinupunit nung babae sa pinto! Adik yata!

75. Wife: hon, cno si trixie? Husband: ah, kabayo un. Yung pinustahan ko sa karera. Wife: ah ganun? Cge sagutin mo telepono! Tumatawag un kabayo.

76. two pinoys were driving in L.A highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw a sign that said, “Disneyland left.” So they went home and said, “sayang, di natin naabutan!”

77. mindgame: hindi tao, hind hayop, tatlo mata, dalawa paa. Lumilipad, katawan ay parang higad. Sirit? Sagot: monster

78. Teacher: what’s your name? Pupil: early seven strikeland po! Teacher: niloloko mo ba ko? Pupil: hindi po, yan ang name ko sa inglis! Sa pilipino po, Agapito Hampaslupa.

79. two indians stood a distance from each other. How did they communicate? Remember they have a red dot on their forehead? Via infrared! Hanep!

80. 2 pipi nguusap. Pipi1: Pipi2: Pipi1: Pipi2: Pipi1: Pipi2: Pipi1: Pipi2: kakatouch noh?

81. Sexy: maawa ka! Meron ako, meron ako! Rapist: ah! Wlang meron2 skin! Ti2kman kta! Sexy: wag! Ay!! Rapist: yaaak! Meron k nga! Meron kang itlog, bakla!

82. Tatay: bagsak k n nmn! Bat di mo gyahin si Pedro? Palaging my honor! Anak: unfair naman kung ikukumpara nyo ako kay Pedro! Tatay: bkit naman? Anak: matalino kaya tatay nun!

83. student nahuli my kodigo. Guro: ano to ha? Student: prayer ko po ma’am! Guro: bat puro sagot naman? Student: wow! Nsagot na po prayers ko!

84. Q: may 10 inggitera, ngpkmatay ang 1, ilan ang ntira? A: eh di wala kasi lahat nainggit, gumaya tuloy!

85. Q: my joke ako sayo tungkol sa construction. Ano? A: I’m still working on it pa eh.

86. Q: why do farts smell? A: to give justice to those who can’t hear.

87. Q: bakit sumikat si sadako? A: kasi lumabas siya sa TV!

88. mike is very late for class one afternoon. His teacher questions him, “what happened? Why are you so late?” “I was attacked by gunmen.” “Oh my god, did they hurt you?” “No, but they stole my homework.”

89. Son: Father can you close your eyes and write your name? Father: Of course I can that’s easy! Son: Then, please close your eyes and sign my report card?

90. Sa english: eat all you can, don’t be shy, feel at home. Sa tagalog: kain lang ng kain, walang hiya kayo, pakiramdam niyo bahay niyo to.

91. Saang lugar parehong kulot ang buhok ng babae at lalake? I like the way you think. But the real answer is Africa.

92. Sa mall. Mom: Anak, wag ka bibitaw sa palda ko para di ka mawala ha? Anak: opo nay! Two hours later. Mom: Mamang guard, may nkita ba kayong batang may dalang palda?

93. 3 things that make me happy. 1 thing, 2 things, 3 things. Yehey! Masaya na naman ako! Isa pa! Isa pa! 1 thing, 2 things, 3 things. Whooo! Ang saya saya!

94. Welcome to the battle of the brainless! Announcer: ano ang pambansang hayop sa Pilipinas? Nagsisimula ito sa K! Contestant: Kuto? Announcer: sa lupa ito gumagapang. Contestant: Kutong Lupa!!

95. Prof: meron bang tanga dito sa klasE? Kung meron tumayo! [May tumayong estudyante] Prof: tanga ka ba? Student: naawa lang po ako sau sir, kaw lang nktayo eh. Sasamahan n kita.

96. sumakay si mahal sa taxi. Mahal: mama alam niyo to address? Siksikoten patay titi. Tinignan ng driver ang papel. Ang address pala ay 66010 pasay city.

97. 5 ways to annoy your professor. 5. be absent always. 4. don’t do your homework. 3. sleep in class. 2. make the whole class laugh while the prof is talking. 1. perfect his exam.

98. Q: ano twag sa hipon na laging nadidisgrasya? A: Accident Prawn!

99. Pulis1: pre, alam mo naba ang usap-usapan? Pulis2: bakit pre anong balita? P1: may bading daw sa campo ntin? P2: sino daw pre? P1: kiss muna!

Kakilig kilig na buhay. :D

2009-09-15T01:51:00.000-07:00

1. kung malungkot aq at kelngn ko ng 1 taong mgppsaya skn. pwede b ktang puntahan, at sbihin na. pwede kht sglit lng pyakap nmn?

2. may 1 fairy, sbi nya lhat ng ngmmhl sau isu2mpa nya mging ngongo. dedma lng ako. sbi ko, "nye, maniwaya? hinyi aman uoo yon, aloohan!"

3. d ko cnsdyang mplpit sau. ngcng nlng aqng dq n kyang wla ka. dko lam kun bkt. bsta ang alm q, e2. parte kn ng buhay q. pg wla ka, kulang ako.

4. ang tao pg inluv, nssktan n ayw p paawat. mrmi nmng iba pro umaasa s hndi nmn knya. lam m kun bkt? kc mrmi ngang iba, pro pg ngmhl ka, 1 lng nmn xa eh, db?

5. evrything has a rison, evrything is plannd. nver rgret it, it will only pull u down. d nmn kelngn ng technicalities. pg mhl m ang 1 tao, mhal mo xa. PERIOD!

6.lam ko drting ang pnahon na mlilimutan mo nko. Cno b nmn ako db? 1 pampagulo sa msayang buhay mo. Pro tndaan mo di kta mkklimutan dhil kaw ung pampasaya sa mgulong buhay ko.

7. nramdamn mo nb mgmhal ng todo? Ako, oo. G*go kasi ako eh. Minahal ko khit n cnaktan ako. Bnigay ko ang lhat khit n pnagmukha aqng tanga, gnyan ako kg*go! Bsta pra syo..

8. lam mo, mhal n mhal kta. Hopless n kung hopless, mhal kta eh! Kw kya mo ba kong mahalin? Hindi no? alam ko un, pro khit anu mngyari, ok lang. Bsta isipin mo, d2 lng ako pra sayo.

9. ngmhal nko dti, sbrang hrap. Umiyak, umasa at nsaktan lng ako. Yoko na, pro bkit kung kelan n222nan ko ng klimutan ang love, bgla kang dmating? Sbi nila, “preho lang cla!” sbi ko, “lul,iba to noh!”

10. blita ko mhal mo p xa. 22o ba? Ouch! Sensya kn ha, mhal kc kta. Pro pag ayaw n nya sayo, d2 lng ako khit pnakip butas lng, ok na. Khit msktan pa ko, wag lang ikaw!

11. lam mo, mskit. Kasi minahal kita kaso sinaktan mko. Pero alam mo, khit ano mangyri. Mhal prin kta, okay lng ba?

12. know what I’m holding right now? Well, I’m holding your heart. Npulot ko, ksi tnapon niya. Pwede akin nlng? Pramis, di ko itatapon, iingatan ko pa!

13. ang hangin, khit san pwede pmunta, pwede mdama at pwede mksama. Samantala ako nand2 magisa hbang iniisip ka. Sna hangin nlng ako pra sa mga oras n2, mgksama tayo.

14. minsan ngttnong tayo bkt my mga taong bgla nlng ddting sa life natin? Yun ang natanung ko nun mkilala kta. I know my dahilan, but whatever it is, happy ako dhil anjan ka!

15. you were crying for a girl who’s so dumb and I asked you who she is. You hesitated but I urged you to, in my surprise when you told me, it was I. I smiled and said. Anong iniiyak mo jan? eh mhal dn nmn kta noh!

16. sa mundo lhat my ktapusan. Nauubos, lhat pwede pgsawaan at itapon. Pero sna sa pgmamahal ntin, d ntatapos, d nauubos. Sana walang sawaan, walang tapunan.

17.Sbi nla swerte ko daw ksi ntagpuan kita. nkkaingit daw ako kz nkla2 kta. sbi pa nla pkla2 daw kta sa kanla. sbi ko “yko nga!. kung gs2 nyo mghnap kyo ng sainyo.

18. Lgi ko icp kng san ako ngkmli o kng mli ba ko? Nung nlamn mong mhal kta ngbgo kna, bgla kang umiwas. sna nmn kng di mko kya mhalin, hyaan mo nlng na mhlin kta!..

BUHAY PAG-IBIG AT BUHAY BIGO.

2009-09-15T01:41:00.000-07:00

1. Its hard to realize, to accept. When the one you love has to go. It hurts but you say, "kaya ko to!" Tears fall coz wat you really mean is, "sh*t, pano nko?"

2. Ang buhay raw parang biro. Kung ano pa un mahalaga, un p mwawala sau. eh ang pgdting mo sa buhay q? biro rin ba? wag nmn sna. kc pag kw nawala, hndi n nkktwa..

3. Katangahan bng lumapit khit umiiwas na xa? mgppncin kht bnbalewala niya lng? mghntay kht sa wala? ikaw b ang tanga dhil umaasa pa? o xa? na di makaunawang sobrng mhl mo xa?

4. ang love prang sugal. mnsan talo, mnsan pnalo, mnsan tiba-tiba, mnsan bawi lng. pro lam mo kng ano mskit? ang mkta mong pnlo kana sna. kso nde ka 2maya..

5. msama bng mplingon syo at ti2gan ka? msama bng mging msaya pg nkakausap kta? kslanan bng msktan kpg tnu2kso ka sa iba? at pkisbi nmn skn. kslanan bng mhlin kta?

6. sbi ko dti, kht ano mngyri ipagla2bn ko siya. kht ano mngyri dko ha2yaan mwla siya.. pro nkkpgod dn pla na ipaglban un taong wlang gnwa, kundi pkwalan ka..

7. mskit kpag nki2ta m ung mhl mo nssktan dhil sa mhl niya. wla kng mgwa kc wala ka nmng kraptan. maiicp mo nlng bgla, "bkt ang taong pnpangarap ko, bnbasura lng ng ibang tao?"

8. mnsan sa pgaakala qng mhal aq ng 1 tao.. ndedevelop nrin aq, pgla2bn kc akla 22o. mskit ng mlamn qng my halong pnloloko. na2nhimik aq, drting xa, sa2ktan lng pla aq..

9. mling icpn xa pro gnawa ko. mling mgalala s knya pro gnwa ko. mling mhlin xa pro gnawa ko. pro ang klimutan xa. "un sna ang tama pro bkt d ko mgawa?"

10. bkt b pg ngmmhl ka ngmu2ka kng tanga? dhil ba ngiging mli ka kht tama ka? dhil b ngiging mhina k kht mlakas ka? dhil b ngbbgay k kht wlang kpalit? o dhil msaya ka kht mskit?

11. mskit mging kaibigan ng taong mhl mo, di mo alam kun san k lu2gar. d k dpat umasa pa. o di kya mainis sknya. bkt? anu krapatn mo? kaibign k lng db?

12. sna ako ang namimis mo, sna ako ang plging hinhnap mo, sna ako ang mhal mo at sna.... wg kang mgagalit sa mga pnagsssbi ko dhil.... hanggang "sana" lng nmn ako.

13. hirap dba? pag ung mhal mo dka pnapancin..ang lungkot iciping d mo cia mlpitan,mhawakan o mkausap man lng.pro dba mas mskit iciping cia ang buhay mo pro basura ka lng sa buhay nya.

14. sabi mo di ka nanghihinayang na nawala siya sa'yo. o nagsisisi na iniwan ka niya, sa totoo lang, hindi ako naniniwala, dahil nakatulog ka'ng lumuluha sa tabi ko, habang pabulong kong sinasabi, "ako kaya iiyakan mo?"

15. paulit ulit lng buhay pag ibg e. mkikilala ko, mahuhulog ako. mgmmhal ako, mmhalin ako. iiwn ako iiyk ako. kung mhl mo nko puede hanggang dun nlng?. wag mo nko paiyakin.

16. sabi nila pag mahal mo isang tao, matututo kang pakawalan cia. kung sau, sau. kung hindi, hindi. eh pano mo iisiping pakawalan cia? kung cia ang dahilan kung bakit ka nagmamahal.

17. miss kita. alam mo ba? hindi? tanga! iniisip kita. alam mo ba? hindi? tanga! mahal kita. alam mo ba? hindi? tanga! may mahal ka kasing iba. ay! ako pala ang tanga. kaya pala..

18. kbgan kita, dpat iingatn mo ko. kbgan kta, klanga nlgi kang andyan. kbgan kta, dpat mhal mo ako. kbgan kta...kya 2lungan mo akong icping kbgan lng tlaga kita!!!

19. kgabi ng-usap kmi ni Lord. sbi ko s kña "bkit po ang skit-skit...ngmhal nman ako db? nyakap ña ako sabi ña 'anak, sobra kasi..."

20. cguro nga di sa lhat ng oras e aasa tyo s mga pngarap ntin. masa2ktn lng tyo. kc di lhat ng pngrap ntin pra stin, natu2pad. parang ako, pngarap lng kita...hanggang pngarap lang.

21. pg mhl mo, msya ka pg lgi cyng ksama. pro pg bglaan kng inwan agos ang luha mo mssbi mo nlng sa srili mo. ''kht mhal ko cya. tangina nya!"

22. nang iniwan kita, kala ko sasaya ka...kala ko sa piling nya liligaya ka...kala mo ba ginawa ko 'to dahil gusto ko? di mo lang alam ginawa ko 'to dahil mahal kita higit pa sa buhay ko.

23. mahal mo siya kaya siya lang nakikita mo, di ko naman pwedeng pagpilitan sarili ko sa di ako mahal di ba? pero bakit ganon kahit mukha na kong tanga habang minamahal mo sya, bakit mahal pa rin kita?

24. Heto ako, malapit na sa taas. Tapos na sa pag-iyak, tapos na sa lahat. Bakit ngayon, ngayong nasa may dulo na ako, saka ka pa dumating? Mahuhulog na naman ba ako na walang sasalo sa akin?

25. isipin mo na lang, parehas tayong umiyak, parehas tayong nasaktan, at parehas tayong nahirapan. pero bakit ganon? sa huli, sino lang yung natira? ako lang di ba?

26. sabi nila kung mahal mo daw ang isang tao, pakawalan mo. sabi naman ng iba kung mahal mo ang isang tao, mahalin mo ng lubos. pero di ba mas mahal mo ang isang tao kung...pasayahin mo siya sa piling ng taong mahal niya?

27. nang iwan moko, la ako nagawa kht masakit, tnanggap ko kc mhalkta... pro ng nkita kta umiiyk, isa lng nasabi ko... "ni minsan d kta ginanyan bkt m kc ako iniwan"

28. masakit na makita mong iba ang kasama ng taong minamahal mo pero mas masakit magkunwaring masaya ka para sa kanila habang iniicp mo na "sana ako na lang sya"

29. aalis ako kasi may iba ka ng gusto aalis ako kasi kayo na aalis ako kasi narinig kong mahal mo na rin sya.. aalis na lang ako ha! kasi sa tingin ko masaya ka na! pero babalik ako.. kapag iniwan ka na nya!

30. umupo ako.. tumabi ka.. sabi mo mahal mo sya.. smile lang ako di mo alam naluha ako.. tumayo ka para sundan sya.. bumulong ako "pucha buti pa sya"

31. Sasabihin ko na sana kaya lang nandyan sya, sisimulan ko na sana kaya lang inuna mo sya, ngayon nandito ka na masasabi ko na, I LOVE... bigla mong sinabi “BESTFRIEND ALAM MO, KAMI NA..” tangina! Paano na ko nyan?!

32. Sabi nila "iwanan mo na". sabi ko "ayoko". sabi nila "okay pa?" sabi ko "ayos lang". then tinanong nila ko isang araw "kaya mo pa ba?" napaluha ako habang sinasabi, "mahal ko eh, kaya kakayanin ko".

33. minahal kita noon pero pinabayaan mo. minahal kita ngayon pero binalewala mo, ngayon minahal mo ako, pinakawalan ko, bakit ngayon mo pa ako minahal, ngayong may mahal na akong iba?

34. sabi nila kung mahal mo daw ang isang tao, pakawalan mo. sabi naman ng iba kung mahal mo ang isang tao, mahalin mo ng lubos. pero di ba mas mahal mo ang isang tao kung...pasayahin mo siya sa piling ng taong mahal niya?

35. masakit sa kalooban ang lokohin ka, ang paasahin ka, ang pagtaksilan ka, pero mas masakit sa kalooban ang...gamitin ka lang niya.

36. Kung mahal mo raw, ipaglaban mo. totoo ba yon? paano kung hindi ka niya mahal? anong ipaglalaban mo? isang pag-ibig na ikaw lang ang nakakadama? mahirap yata yon ah!!! kaya mo ba? pero pag mahal mo talaga, kakayanin mo di ba?

37. Sana pag nakita mo na yung taong mahal mo, huwag kang magpakatanga, wag kang magpakamartir, wag kang magpakagago...ayokong makitang nahihirapan ka...tignan mo nangyari sa akin nung minahal kita....

38. Sabi nila, kapag mahal mo, lahat ibibigay mo...lahat gagawin mo...pero paano na lang kung hilingin niya na maghiwalay kayo...ibibigay mo ba kahit mahal mo pa siya?

39. Sabi mo mahal mo ko...sabi mo di mo ko iiwan..sabi mo hihintayin mo ko. Saglit lang akong nawala iba na kasama mo. andaya talaga...dahil ba sa mahal mo lang ako pag wala siya?

40. Sana akin ka para di ka iiyak. sana akin ka para di ka na masasaktan. sana akin ka para di ka na aasa pa. ngunit ang talagang nais ko'y Sana ako siya na minahal mo ng sobra sobra.

41. Minsan ang layo ng tingin mo. Sino ba'ng hinahanap mo? yun tao bang magmamahal sayo? yan ang hirap sayo eh! ang layo lagi ng tingin mo, ang tagal ko na dito...di ba pwedeng sa kin ka naman tumingin?

42. Iniwan kita di dahil ayoko na sayo. tinalikuran kita di dahil galit ako sayo, lumayo ako di dahil ayaw na kitang makita, umalis lang ako kasi ayaw ko nang umiyak habang nakikita kang masaya...sa piling niya

43. Muntik ko nang ipagtapat sayo ang nararamdaman ko nung magkasama tayo...muntik ko na sabihin na mahal kita...pero nung sasabihin ko na...napatigil ako dahil bigla mong sinabi...."lam mo mahal ko pa siya".

44. Mahirap umasa sa wala. Mahirap magmahal sa taong may ibang mahal. Mahirap ipagtanggol ang taong walang paki sa nararamdaman mo...at higit sa lahat, mahirap masaktan ng wala kang karapatan.

45. Sabi mo mahal mo ko, naniwala ako. Sabi mo hanggang katapusan tayo, umasa naman ako. Sabi mo di mo ako sasaktan, at nagtiwala ako sayo. pero bakit ganito, iniwan mo ako at niloko. pero okay lang, may magagawa pa ba ako? siguro lang talagang di ako para sayo.

46. Bakit ganito ang nararamdaman ko, sabi ko okay lang, kahit wala ka, kaya ko. sabi ko tigilan mo na ko dahil kaya kong wala ka. sabi ko walang kwenta sa kin ang nangyari sa tin...pero bakit ang sakit sakit ng nararamdaman ng puso kong nangungulila dahil sayo...bakit mahal pa rin kita?

47. bakit ganon? hindi pala lahat ng akala mo totoo noh? dahil akala ko di kita kailangan. akala ko di kita mamahalin pero mali pala ako. at nung inaakala kong minamahal mo ko, ni minsan di pala ngk22o.

48. hindi mo ako sinalo nung nahulog ako. hindi mo ako pinansin nung bumagsak ako. dapang dapa na ako alam mo ba yun? pero nung napansin kong paalis ka, sinubukan kong tumayo para habulin ka pero nagmamadali ka para sa kanya.

49. blita ko mhal mo p cya? 22o b? ouch! cencia k n h...mhal kc kita, pero pag ayw nya sau, d2 lng ako, khit panakip butas lng ok na, khit msktan p ako, wag lng ikw!

50. pag mhal mo ggwin mo lhat...khit mskit...khit d mo n kya...pero bkit ba ngiging mskit? ksi p2loy k p rin umaasa na mmhalin k rin nya, khit alm mong malabo.

51. nung nging close kmi sbi ko, “wla maiinluv huh!” ngumiti xa at nangako pero, dmating un time ako nhulog sknya. Mgttpat n sna ko, kso sbi nia, “shit! Inlove ako pero promise di sau!”

52. hrap pla mgmhal sa 1 tao. Lalo kung sa text ngumpisa. D mo lam kung 22o sau o hindi. Minsan seryoso, mnsan ndi. Ang mskit o nun, nanini2wla ka! Un pla, trip lang nia.

53. mdlas ngkukunwari tau pg nsasaktan. Ssbihin ntin, “wala un noh!” pro pag ngiisa na, di maiwasan iiyak din tau. At ang mssbi nlng nten, “mhal kita! Khit sobrang sket n!”

54. mbilis daw mgpalit ng mnmahal. Sbi nila prang 1 sgundo lng limot mo na, eh pano kng kelan nwala n un mhal mo ska m nrealize n mhlaga pla cya, maibbalik mo pb cya sa loob ng 1 sgundo lang?

55. sometyms its so easy to say, “bhala na!” just to have the one you love by your side, but later on you will realize its not easy to say when you have to let go and say, “bhala na, mlungkot ako, bsta msaya xa!”

56. mhal mo ba cia? Bat dmo p sbihin? Nhhiya ka? Tpos mssktan ka kc d ikaw kpiling nia? Kaw kc eh! Hiya ka pa! Malay mo nun ka pa nia mhal. Nhiya lng din xa!

57. sbi nla msarap ang my ksama llo n pgmhal mo at mhall krin nia, “oo tama cla!” pero d mo akalain na kun gano ksarap ang mksama xa, gnun dn ksakit pg nwala na!

58. my pulubi ako nkita, rich daw xa dti, nageenglish pa, tnanong ko xa, “what in the world happened to you?” sbi nia, “I let everything fall out of place just to fall in love.”

59. hirap pag crush mo friend mo. Dmo mlaman kun pno ittago. Dedma pag nangungulit, wala lng pg lumalapit, pero mnsan pg nglalambng gus2 mo ng sbhing, “tgil! Pwede ba? Naiinluv na ko eh”

60. ang ngmamhal sayo, mnsan nkklimutan, mnsan bnbalewala, mnsan pnagmamataasan, dhil mhal ka nga nmn. Pero kung iicpin, mnsan lng xa dmaan, kelangn pbang sktan?

61. gano khirap 2ruan ang pusong mgmhal ng 1 taong di mo mhal? Gnun din kaya khirap kung pipiliting wag mhalin ang taong mhal n mhal mo.?

62. ang hirap mainlove noh? Nkklito, hrap unawain. Bkit kaya ganun? Kung ano pa ung pnakamgandang ngyari sa buhay mo, sa bandang huli, xa ang mgigng pinakamasakit na alaala mo.

63. sbi ko suko na ko, sbi ko d n kta mhal. Sbi ko mlilimutan dn kta, sbi ko d n kta kailangn. Sbi ko msaya nko, sbi ko yun. Pero di ko kaya eh, mhal tlga kita.

64. why kasi I told you I never love you. I’m so tanga pla, and why give up p kita, asar tlga. Ako 2loy ang nhihirapan. Sana pnaglaban nlng kta.

65. mnsan ngmahal ka na ikaw pa ga2guhin, lolokohin at papaasahin. Nkakainis bkit kc sa dnami-dami ng ma2halin, isang 2lad mo na ang hirap limutin.

66. kaibigan? Oo kaibigan mo lng ako. Takbuhan pag my problema ka sa knya. Iyakan pag cnsaktan ka nia tpos iiwan, ba2lik pag iiyak ulit. Eh ako? Knino ako iiyak tuwing cnasaktan mo?

67. nramdaman mo nb ung akala mo msaya ka dhil ksama mo mhal mo? Pro dhil sobra mo syang minahal, di k n nya gnagalang at pinaha2lagahan at ngawa ka pang saktan!

68. bkit pag love ntin sobra2 ang isang tao, handa ntin iwanan ang lhat2. pero bkt gnun? Khit lhat ginawa mo na, bkit wla k prin mgawa pra mklimutan n nia un taong mhal niang d nman xa bnbigyang halaga?

69. lam mo, mtagal n tayong magkaibign. Cguro dpat msaya nko kasi kaibigan kta. Lagi kang nanjan sa tabi ko pero may tanong ako, hanggang magkaibign nlng ba tayo?

70. nung nwala ka sa buhay ko, kala ko okay lang. Kala ko isang tulugan lng mwawala kn sa isip ko, pro mali ata ako. Kse nung nawala ka, pati srili ko nklimutan ko na.

71. alam mo klimutan mo na siya, di k nmn niya mhal eh. Cnasaktan k lng niya. Hay naku, ang daling magbgay ng advice noh? Sna mgawa ko ring mkalimutan ang isang tulad mo.

72. nanaginip ako kgabi, ksama daw kta. Saya ko kasi sabay tayo kumain tpos ngkuwentuhan pa tayo. Maya2 dumaan xa, sinundan mo at iniwan ako. Hanggng sa pnaginip ko ba nmn cia parin ang mhal mo?

73. gs2 kong sbihin sknya na nsa2ktan nko. Mnsan gs2 ko ring sbihin n nhi2rapan nko. Kso nta2kot ako kc bka sbihin niya, “bkit mko ccchin? Kslanan ko ba n d kta kyang mhalin?”

74. bkit mo b prating tntnong kung alam kong mhal mo ako. Bkit hndi mo b npapancn? Eh ikaw bkit hndi mo subukang alamin kung mhal rin nga b kita o hindi mo tlga mramdaman? Dhil ikaw ang mnhid sting dalawa.

75. binigay ko sau lhat, oras ko, puso ko, pti n buhay ko. Akala ko dhil dun d ka na mawawala skin. Pero bkit isang araw nanlamig ka bgla? Dhil ba kulang ung bnigay ko o di nko ung mhal mo?

76. titiisin n sna kta, iiwasan at kklimutan. Khit mskit, khit mhrap, kkyanin, pipilitin. Pro balewala rin pla. Dko pla kaya kc kaw prin ang nsa puso’t isipan ko.

77. pag ba nwala ako hhnapin mko? Mlulungkot kb? Mamimiss mo bko? Kung oo sagot mo, sna nga mwala nlng ako pra nman khit mnsan mrmdaman kong importante ako sau!

78. nalimutan ko ng umiyak, sobra kc pgmmhal mo. Sna lgi nlng gnito, di k aalis sa tbi ko. Un nga lang, dpat akong mkuntento at manatiling kaibigan mo!

79. kgabi, tnanong ko c Lord, “bat my taong manhid?” sbi nia, la raw xang gnawang gnun. Tumalikod aq at npatungo, bgla niang cnbi, “manhid nga b xa o d mo mtanggap n kaibigan k lng nia?

80. lam mo khit d ka akin, yoko p rin mwala ka, kc love kita. Kya nga minsan ntatakot ako pag may ksma kang iba. Feeling ko kasi prang npaka-impocbleng d ka nla mhalin.

81. wag mong syangin ang tym na ipgtapat sa 1 tao n mhal mo xa. Lalo n kung alam mong mhal ka rin niya dhil bka dmating ang araw na sure ka na pero xa may iba na!

82. sbi nila mhal mo tlga ang isang tao pg khit ano mngyari dmo cia iiwan. Mali pala yun, mhal mo pla tlga xa pag, ka2yanin mong iwan xa sa ors n iba na ang mka2pgpligaya sknya.

83. kdalasan nkktkot mgmhal, kc nkktkot umasa. Pro, dba ms nkktkot pg nlman mo, na wala kang pag-asa sa taong mhal mo? Pro pnpkita nia syonng mhalaga ka.

84. hbang mhal mo ang isang tao, kumilos ka. Wag mong hyaang dmating ang 1 araw n mgcc ka dhil wala ng pag-asa at sbihin niya syong, “sayang, hinintay p nman kta!”

85. mskit I-give up ang feelings mo sa isang tao, pro minsan kelangn gwin dhil sa skit. Pero ang 2nay n mskit eh ung aminin mo sa srili mo n ang giniv-up mo ay ung taong lam mong mka2pgpligaya sayo.

86. mnsan pg my nkilala tyo, mhirap iwan ng bsta2. lalo kung mhal n ntin. Pro bkit gnun? Kelangan p ba cla mkilala kung di nmn kayo pra sa isa’t isa?

87. sbi ni God, psayahin daw kta. Kc nkita ka daw nia mlungkot at nagiisa. Sbi ko, “yoko!” tnong nia, “bkit?” sbi ko, “di po ako mkkpgpasaya sknya, ung mhal nia!”

88. d only person who could hurt you is someone you love and care for. Kaya pag nsaktan ka dhil sa kanya, isa lang ibig sbihin nun, mhal mo siya, tama db?

89. loving someone is a decision in life na once you’ve decided to love there’s no turning back, kaso minsan love is not enough to stay with the one you truly love kc mhal mo xa pero di xa mrunong mgphalaga.

90. 1 day kumanta ako, sbi mo, “kelan kp n22 kmanta?” sbi ko, “ng mainluv ako.” Sinabayan mo ko, sbi ko, “inlove ka rin?” sbi mo, “oo sknya!” umiyak ako, sbi mo kelan kp n22 umiyak? Sbi ko, “nang n22 ka kmanta!”

91. mnsan gs2 mong mkpaglaro sa pag-ibig dhil s tingin mo pnaglalaruan ka lng nla, pero icipin mo rin 2, “you might be playing with the right person and crying for the wrong one”

92. pano mo b paglalaban ang isang taong di ka kailangan. Gusto mo man siyang lapitan, pilit ka niyang pinagtatabuyan. Pano mo sasabihin sa taong ito n mhal mo sya, kung sarado ang puso nia pra pkinggan ka!

93. pag nsktan ka ng mhal mo, wag k su2ko agad, wag ka bbtaw. Icipin mo, pano kung ikaw nmn ang mgkamali, payag ka bang isuko at bitawan ka ng ganun lang kadali?

94. nfeel mo na ba ung kla mo wala lang? Friends lang kayo, tropa lang. Tapos 1 araw, kausap mo xa at habang nakatitig ka, naicp mo na lang, “lagot, in love na ako sknya!”

95. akala mo mdli lang magmove on. Mdali lang mkalimot. Mdali lang mgpretend. Mhrap pla lalo n kung ang taong gusto mong klimutan ay ung taong mnahal mo ng lubusan?

96. mhirap mgalit ng walang dhilan. Mhirap umintindi ng di mo maintindihan. Mhirap msktan ng wala kang karapatan. Pero di ba mas mhirap mgmhal sa taong ang turing syo, dmo alam?

97. mskit pag d mo nakikita ang taong mhal mo, dmo mhwakan, dmo malambingan, dmo maalagaan. Pero ms mskit pag alam mong wala kang krapatan at hanggang pangarap nlang.

98. mdali paglaruan ang pag-ibig. Mdali manakit ng damdamin ng iba! Mdali magpaiyak ng taong ngmmhal sau! Pero mhirap mkakita ng 22ong taong mgmamahal sau!

99. mnsan tnutulak mo ang isang tao playo sayo. Kc alam mong bblik din xa, pero mag-ingat ka sa pagtulak mo kc bka pg nrealize mong mhalaga sya syo, dmo n xa mhila pblik syo.

Random Thoughts.

2009-09-03T06:19:00.000-07:00

Have you ever been abandoned?

Have you ever been neglected?

Like you're invisible in the eyes of others?

Have you ever been lonely?

Have you ever been left out?

Like you're the only person w/o a comrade?

Have you ever been depressed?

Have you ever been sad?

Like you're gonna break down and want to cry?

Think of the things that made you laugh.

Think of the moments that made you smile.

Think of the memories that made you remember the good things.

Think of everything that makes you survive and live longer.

Let the reminisce of the past free you

Let the present guide you to move forward

Let the future decide where it's taking you.

Someday, Somehow fate will find you

It will shower you with joy and laughter

No hatred, jealousy nor sadness

No fights, troubles nor misfortune.

We have our own purpose in this world,

The only confusing part is..

We don't know where to begin and end.

Don't let your problems affect the way you live.

Live your life to the fullest. Their is only one life to live, but a lifetime to prove yourself.